Stinkyface Joke Shop

Terms and Conditions

UK STANDARD POSTAGE

Standard Postage cost is £2.50 for all orders less than £40.00. Any orders £40.00 and upwards are FREE Postage to anywhere in the United Kingdom!! As soon as an order is placed, we will process the same day and it will be dispatched the next working day. We will use a standard postal service and delivery is estimated for 2-3 days.
Stinkyface.ltd reserves the right to use whichever delivery service we choose but in most cases, this will be Royal Mail or a courier service depending on the shape and size of the parcel.
All orders placed before 17.00pm will be processed and dispatched the following working day. Any orders placed after 17.00pm will be processed the following day and then posted the day after at the latest.​ Once we have received your order, you will receive a confirmation email confirming the details of the order to confirm we are processing your order.
You will receive an email once your order has been dispatched.​
All small orders are sent by Second Class Mail which usually takes 2-3 working days, sometimes a bit longer, dependent on weather and conditions.​
Stinkyface may run FREE Postage offers from time to time but will revert back to the Standard UK Postage at the end of the offer period

1ST CLASS POST

If you want your item a little bit faster,  you can take advantage of our 1st class delivery service. To do this, proceed to the checkout as normal and choose the 'Royal Mail - 1st Class Postage' option. We will add a small charge for this as follows:
£0.00 -£39.99          = £1.99
£40.00-£Upwards    = £3.99

Our postage cost for posting to Europe and the European Union is priced as low as we possibly can. All orders are sent by the 'Royal Mail Airmail ‘Non Urgent’ service'. We use this service to ensure we keep the postage cost as low as possible and we are able to deliver our products to you at minimum cost.​

EUROPEAN STANDARD POSTAGE

Our postage cost for posting to Europe and the European Union is priced as low as we possibly can. All orders are sent by 'Royal Mail Airmail-Non Urgent Service' We use this to ensure we keep our postage cost as low as possible and are able to deliver our products at minimum cost.


All Orders

As of 30th March 2015, our Postage Cost is worked out by size & weight. Our postage cost brackets are set out below:​  
0g - 100g           = £3.50
101g - 250g       = £3.99

251g - 500g       = £5.50
501g - 750g       = £6.99
751g - 1kg          = £8.50
1kg - 1.25kg        = £9.99
1.25kg - 1.50kg    = £11.50
1.50kg - 1.75kg    = £12.50
1.75kg - 2.0kg     = £14.99


All orders placed before 17.00pm will be processed and dispatched the following working day. Any orders placed after 17.00pm will be processed the following day and then posted the day after at latest.​ Once we have received your order, you will receive a confirmation email confirming the details of the order to confirm we are processing your order. You will receive an email once your order has been dispatched and will be posted at the next collection time.​
All small orders are sent by Standard AirMail which usually takes 5-7 working days, sometimes a bit longer, dependent on weather and conditions.​ Please note the prices shown on the site are in British Pounds only!​

WORLDWIDE STANDARD POSTAGE

Our postage cost for posting to worldwide locations is priced as low as we possibly can. All orders are sent by 'Royal Mail Airmail-Non Urgent Service' We use this to ensure we keep our postage cost as low as possible and are able to deliver our products at minimum cost.

All Orders

As of 30th March 2015, our Postage Cost is worked out by size & weight. Our postage cost brackets are set out below:​  
0g - 100g           = £4.50
101g - 250g       = £4.99
251g - 500g       = £7.99
501g - 750g       = £10.50
751g - 1kg          = £12.99
1kg - 1.25kg        = £14.99
1.25kg - 1.50kg    = £16.50
1.50kg - 1.75kg    = £18.50
1.75kg - 2.0kg     = £19.99

Most of our items are small enough to be posted for Only £4.50 but can obviously vary depending on the weight and size.
The postage is calculated automatically and can be viewed at any time by simply viewing your basket area.​​ All orders placed before 17.00pm will be processed and dispatched the following working day. Any orders placed after 17.00pm will be processed the following day and then posted the day after at latest.​Once we have processed your order, you will receive a confirmation email confirming the details of the order. Note: This is not automated, so the email will be sent once your item is ready to be dispatched and will be posted at the next collection time.​All orders are sent by ‘None Urgent’ Airmail which usually takes 5-10 working days, sometimes a bit longer, dependent on weather and conditions.​Please note the prices shown on the site are in British Pounds only!​